Car Pranks
Not-damaged Goods
Leave a note on a parked car saying you’re sorry about the damage—but there is none.
That’s a Wrap
Put cellophane (Saran) wrap around someone’s car doors so they won’t open. Save this trick for someone with a beater car.
Middle Management
We laughed out loud when we heard of this one! It’s called “Oreo-ing” a car. Buy a whole bunch of packs of Oreos, twist them open and individually stick them all over someone’s car. The more Oreos the better. (Special Disclaimer: Wash the Oreos off the same day; we hear they can damage paint!)
Zip-a-de-doo-dah
Buy long zip-ties and attach them to the drive shaft of your victim’s car. It shouldn’t hurt the car (or so we hear), but will make a cool noise as they drive away.
Bubble Yuck
Place some thick bubble wrap in front of your victim’s car, so when he or she drives away it will sound like popping tires.
Too Much of a Good Thing
Sure, you could put stinky, foul stuff in someone’s car. But how about kill them with kindness—and about 50 air freshener trees.
Ill-Advisored
Stick something under your victim’s car visor so when it’s flipped down they get a shower of confetti or whatever.
Poop Shoot
Make fake bird droppings using Cool Whip and black pepper. Splatter on victim’s car.
Ticket Faker
Make fake parking tickets and place them under windshields of parked cars. This is especially fun if their meter hasn’t really expired.
Heavy Metal
Get a bunch of strong people to pick up and move your victim’s car. You can move it some where close and subtle, such as to an expired parking meter one space forward or to the boss’s parking space, or somewhere really outlandish.
Stink Bomb
Two words: fart spray.
Instant Snowstorm
Get some confetti or save up hole punch residue and put in down the vents of someone’s car. Turn the fan on high so it blows out when they start the car! (Warning: You might want to save this one for someone with an older car or a great sense of humor.)
Why the Honking?
You’ve heard of decorating someone’s car in an embarrassing way. Well, the trick is to do up only the passenger side, so your victim doesn’t notice it for quite some time. One prank is to give your loved one a “heart attack,” covering his or her car with hearts.